Giddy up, Booches—it’s derby time! 🐎✨

Join us for our first-ever Hobby Horse Derby, where things get a little wild, a little weird, and a whole lot of fun. We're calling all adults and kids-at-heart to craft your own hobby horse (any animal goes—think llamas, unicorns, or a majestic moose) and bring your best derby-day spirit.

🎠 How it works:
Sign up for just $10, which includes one boozy or non-alcoholic kombucha to fuel your ride. Competitors will have the option to compete in three wildly entertaining events:

• Show Jumping – Grace, hops, and maybe a little chaos.

• Dressage – Think fancy prancing and flair.

• Sprint – The mad dash (gallop) to the finish line.

🏆 Prizes will be awarded in each category, plus one Best in Show for the all-around champion of absurdity and skill.

👒 Costumes, flair, and ridiculousness are highly encouraged. Think derby meets DIY parade meets adult recess.

Ready to saddle up? Click below to sign up and start crafting your creature. Let’s make May 3rd legendary.

Event starts at 2:00! Sign up below.